Hilarity.

Things that I find utterly hilarious:

1. Stereotypes. They are funny. Especially when you meet someone and they fit in perfectly.

2. Little kid jokes, I know that I am a grown up and about to graduate college, but I will laugh my ass off every time.

3. When you ask someone what their hobbies are or what they like to do, etc etc etc... and they say "I like to have fun!" Holy effing cow! You do? That's weird, I HATE fun. I hope fun dies a slow painful death. Get some originality you dumbass.

4. When go on and on and on and on...... and on... about how large their penises are. And you have totally seen it. And its small. Hahahahahaaa!

5. This woman I saw at the grocery store last night. She had in her basket: 3 or 4 cucumbers, a pack (bushel, bunch... whatever) of bananas, some 3.2% beer, and a bottle of lube. Oh yeah, and she was buying Virginia Slims. Really? Yes, really. I hate Wal-Mart, but I go there for the entertainment.

6. The word douchebag. I do not know exactly what a bag of douche is nor do I want to, but boy is it funny.

7. In another post (I know, I only have 3 counting this one), I mentioned that I have been reading blogs. Freakishly. I actually have a paper that I have not turned in yet because of one blog in particular. I like to read the whole thing before I comment, I am weird like that, but I feel like I should know what I am talking about before I talk about it. Anyways, there is this blog, and it's hilarious. I have been reading it for hours and hours this week. For you my one or two readers, here it is: http://jasonfortheloveofgod.blogspot.com/. I don't know how to be all fancy about linking. Anyways, for those of you who know me, does she not remind you of me? Yeah, that's what I thought.

What kinds of things do you think are funny?